[MarMema]

Is this a valid job opening? We would like to put forth another candidate. He is an exceptional spiritual guide to many in this forum - patient with all questions, and unambiguously christian.

Unfortunately I doubt that his qualifications are sufficient. He must speak fluent Russian and be able to perform the liturgy in Old Church Slavonic. Additionally he must be ordained in the Orthodox church, which he seems to know little about in general. Perhaps next time....

[drstevej]

***He must speak fluent Russian***

Got the tech department at Pope Piel's working on a clerical collar that converts my deep south Georgian English into the other Georgian lingo.


***and be able to perform the liturgy in Old Church Slavonic.***

Will employ a few stunt-Patriarchs for this. With the robes and beards it should be too tough.

***Additionally he must be ordained in the Orthodox church, which he seems to know little about in general.***

Ever see Peter Sellers in Being There? I will be the Chauncey Gardner of Orthodox Patriarchs.

***Perhaps next time....***

Oh ye of little faith.