It is alleged that during the time of the Scholastics, such profound questions such as "how many angels can dance on the head of a pin?" were genterated. While i seriously that this particular question was entertained, contrary to popular opinion, it has in fact, activated my thinking processes.
i propose a Church-wide "World Liturgical Dance Recital" to be held in an appropriate location. Make attendance manditory under pain (Literal pain on my watch) of excommunication.
His Fishy Essence, Pope Piel I will even provide a nice enclosed facility with such luxuries as a heated dance floor...slowly heated to about 2000 degrees F, and made of stainless steel plate, perhaps with a non stick teflon coating to facilitate easy cleaning. We will simply test the physical condition of the Liturgical dancers.
i am, at this reading, still considering how to deal with those who decide to repent, and am researching the most painful, yet effective burn treatments possible.
i will ask for your assistance in the selection of appropriate Liturgical music for the event. Perhaps something that is a tribute to Dante's Inferno from the Divine Comedy