Ever the diplomat, Polycarp. Superstitious is more the word you're looking for. And, tell the truth, if possible: Haven't you ever been in a dark church at night with only the vigil candles going and the lifesize statues on the wall kinda looking at you ... scary (FEAR - the intended effect, I'm sure).
"Obviously, Christ's Church didn't lose much when you turned your back on Him."
I was a Wretch, Polycarp. My salvation is nothing short of a miracle. Your institution doesn't miss me. That's ok. I've come home. - "Likewise, I say unto you, there is joy in the presence of the angels of God over one sinner that repenteth." (Luke 15:10)
Jesus found me. I was that one lost sheep.
How do you react to having been edited out of the new politically-correct version of "Amazing Grace"? I suppose you take it as a personal affront that they should have deleted you by name?