Some of us Americans have a warped sense of humor. :-)
Following are quotes from President Bush 's visit with U.S. troops Thursday in Iraq:
"You are defending the American people from danger and we are grateful."
"You are defeating the terrorists here in Iraq so we don't have to face them in our own country."
"We did not charge hundreds of miles into the heart of Iraq, pay a bitter cost of casualties, defeat a ruthless dictator and liberate 25 million people only to retreat before a band of thugs and assassins."
"Each one of you has answered a great call participating in a historic moment in world history."
"I was just looking for a warm meal somewhere. Thanks for inviting me."
"We thank you for your service, we're proud of you, and America stands solidly behind you."
"The regime of Saddam Hussein (news - web sites) is gone forever."
"Our military is full of the finest people on the face of the Earth. I'm proud to be your commander in chief."