[Valin]

GOD IS BUSY



A college professor, an avowed Atheist, was teaching his class. He

shocked several of his students when he flatly stated he was going to

prove there was no God. Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "God, if you

are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you

15 minutes!"



The lecture room fell silent. You could have heard a pin fall. Ten

minutes went by. Again he taunted God, saying, "Here I am, God. I'm

still waiting." His count-down got down to the last couple of

minutes when a Marine just released from active duty and newly registered in

the class - walked up to the professor, hit him full force in the face,

and sent him tumbling from his lofty platform. The professor was out

cold! At first, the students were shocked and babbled in confusion.

The young Marine took a seat in the front row and sat silent. The class

fell silent...waiting.

Eventually, the professor came to, shaken. He looked at the young Marine

in the front row. When the professor regained his senses and could

speak he asked: "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that?"



"God was busy. He sent me."

[SAMWolf]

"God was busy. He sent me."

LOL!

[snippy_about_it]

"God was busy. He sent me."

...And in the heaven's you could hear him say Ooh-Rah!

[Samwise]

"God was busy. He sent me."

LOL