[PatrickHenry]

... 99% of all convicted sex offenders have consumed corn flakes during childhood.

So true. Corn flakes must be banned.

However, a new study yields the surprising result that nearly 100% of American males have seen pornography. Yet less than 1% are rapists and serial killers. The inescapable conclusion is that viewing porn seems to prevent almost all men from comitting such crimes, and should therefore be encouraged.

[Redcloak]

I like the cut of your jib; however, there must be some way of massaging your data to include the protective benefits of cigars and single malt Scotch.