An executive with Jack in the Box confirmed that he received the call.
On the other hand, perhaps the Jack in the Box executive lied.
Perhaps it's all a conspiracy by Jack in the Box and Jeff Gannon to prove that the Rather memos were written by Karl Rove right after he planned 9-11 while riding in one of those Area 51 spaceships with Elvis and Lee Harvey Oswald.
Perhaps each and every Jack in the Box clown-speaker-menu is actually a mind control device developed by Hillary Clinton to convince us elect her President and turn the whole world into a great big socialist concentration ca ... er, village.
Maybe there is just a trace amount of the "essence" of Hillary in each and every Jumbo Jack, and just one bite makes you her collectivist zombie.
Whoa. And we haven't even touched the great Taco Bell seasoning conspiracy which will turn you into rabid Susan Estrich Bush-hater.
Yep, just one bite of Susan's "Estrilada" will have you out in front of your local Republican headquarters snarling and biting your shoes.
Or not.
You both seemed to have missed the key facts. 1999 and Texas can only mean one thing: Karl Rove.
I have to go to work with that image in my head.