"Absence of Fear"
(To be sung to Jewel's "Absence of Fear")
Inside my Mind...legally "Tissue Mass"...
It knows and yearns...my Mind shan't waste!!
Inside my "hollow" heart...there's some extra room...
E-FReepin' Rush Limbaugh [or sky-seedin' fer lightnin']...ain't waitin' fer you!!
But if you want to...I-eye-eye am needing you here!!
Help Restore...the Absence of Fear!!
Justice shall reign through...shan't raze my home!!
This Country's undaunted...bin Laden's MY 'HO!!!!
Mudboy calls to you...to all my FReepin' FRiends...
We must support George Dubyuh...must DESTROY THE LEFT!!!
Justice-wantin'...and I am needing you here...
Allah's the Absence of Fear!!
Fer Justice hunger...Left's Justice-less is rilin' me...
And it knows that yer no stranger...this is TYRANNY!!
My hands will adore you...thru the darkness aim...
They will lay you out in moonlight and reinvent yer name...
For I am wanting you...and I am needing you here...
The Future's Clear...Restore the Absence of Fear!!
Now have at it y'all...and make it interesting and touching and heartfelt!! I'll see ya tomorrow...MUD
Gotta go...MUD
Political Science
By RANDY NEWMAN
No one likes us -- I don't know why
We may not be perfect, but heaven knows we try
But all around even our old friends put us down
Let's drop the big one and see what happens
We gave them money -- But are they grateful?
No, they're spiteful and they're hateful
They don't respect us -- so let's surprise them
We'll drop the big one and pulverize them
Asia's crowded and Europe's too old
Africa is far too hot
And Canada's too cold
And South America stole our name
Let's drop the big one
There'll be no one left to blame us
We'll save Australia
Don't wanna hurt no kangaroo
We'll build an All American amusement park there
They got surfin too
Boom goes London and boom Paree
More room for you and more room for me
And every city the whole world round
Will just be another American town
Oh how peaceful it will be
We'll set everybody free
You'll wear a Japanese kimono
And there'll be Italian shoes for me
They all hate us anyhow
So let's drop the big one now
Let's drop the big one now