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Hello friends, I'd like to talk to you about a disease.
A deadly disease that afflicts millions around the world.
You may have heard that this disease has already ravaged Europe.
And sadly, today we find thousands of Americans have already been infected.
Of course, I'm talking about liberalism.
What's most disturbing about this disease is that the smarter you think you are the greater the likelihood of contraction.
It's strikes at the very core of the brain rendering it's victim unable to discern facts, history, or reality.
What's worse is that not only are the infected individuals affected but so are their communities and the nation as a whole.
The good news is, that this debilitating disease can be controlled and in some cases cured.
We must stop liberalism in our lifetime and with your help of a small donation we can make that a reality.
Please call 1-800-CURE-IDIOTS