"Black II"

Internal Pentagon Documents ^ | 10/10/01 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Black"
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Black")

Ahhh-aiiggghhh...yeh...yeah-ahhh!!

Sleepy shady campsite...lovely FReepin' day...
Tanned legs spread out before me...sun-drenched body shined wet.
Lo...beauty from the Heavens...I revolved around her Sun. [MUD's Earth to Jewel's Sun]
Her warm scent I gasped, then I breathed...girrrrl's makin' me burn!!
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, I told the girl..."Kids can dream!!"
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, Jewel begged of MUD, "Love Meeeee, BOY!!"
But MUD's gotta better half...with whom MUD lays down...
GOODBYE...my FRagile flame!!
Girl, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
Nation, washed with blood...LIES, the Lib'ral's Shame...

I'll take the watch tonite...Left's surrounded by TYRANTS and HATE!!
I still hear Slick's laughter...Bill LIES to hisself.
Ohhhh...all Left's twisted thoughts I sing...SlixMYbitch!!
I'm spinnin'...ohhhh, MUD's grinnin'...=^D
How quick the floor can...drop away-ay-ay-ay!!!!
God Bless my bitten land...must kick some Righteous A$$...
Fer what Left did to me!!
Ohhh...Left's B!+(# is bad...Medyuh watched and fled... IGNORED everything...
Ohhh...the Left's ALL BAD...turned MUD's world to Black...
SLAUGHTERED 'bout all I see...All that I am...All I'll Beeeeee...YEAH!!!!

Un hunh...un hunh...woo...

I know someday, Jewel'll make a beautiful wife...
I know she'll be MY Star...
But somebody else must Show Some Spine!! IT'S TIME!! JUSTICE BE THINE!!!!!!
How can it be?! It Can't be...it Shan't be!!
Muuuuuuuuuuuuud...AH HA AHHH!! Oooh...ah yeah...YEAH!!

Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...

Mudboy Slim and the Centaurs (9/18/01)...one week A.W.T.C.

[Mudboy Slim]

"...traitor in a two piece suit."

Hmmmm...thinking now about FReepin' "Devil in a Blue Suit"...thanks fer the inpiration!!

FReegards...MUD

[KLT]

That's why God invented exercise, Ms. Ally McBeal!!

I already do exercise, Mr. MUD......LOL But, gotta watch any way....LOL

[Snow Bunny]

giggle..... And a big beautiful morning to ya'll too.

[Mudboy Slim]

"gotta watch any way....LOL"

I respect yer eternal vigilance...and I'm sure the man in yer life appreciates it as well.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"March Fer Liberty (and justice) II"

So...when's MFL/J III?!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...Taxman, my brother, what are we gonna wager on the UVA/Florida State Game?! I'll be there...how 'bout you?! Got an extra ticket if ya don't mind sittin' amongst Wahoo patriots!! MUDpappy and MUDmama would love to meet you!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"BinLadenGate: Clinton's Links to his Long-Time Friend and Fellow Tyrant Described as 'Troubling'!!"

Hmmmm...makes you wonder how involved Der SchleekMeister was involved with the World Trade Center Massacre!!

FReegards...MUD

[Snow Bunny]

Oh wow I adore homemade bread. Nice and warm when it comes out of the over and butter on it. Hmmmmmmmm soooo good. That is great that you make it. I want some. heh heh

[Snow Bunny]

KLT. heh heh..... you are so cute. I promise only sending cyber cookies they are no calories and we can eat all we like.

MUD thanks I love Barry White ! " baby baby baby" heh heh

[KLT]

KLT. heh heh..... you are so cute. I promise only sending cyber cookies they are no calories and we can eat all we like.

Well, in that case, ship them on over!!!!! LOL

[LiberteeBell]

Just doing my duty to insure that everyone I know with an interest in the downfall of you-know-who gets to see more "dung to add to the pile".

[KLT]

Oooo, MUD, You're romancing all these women at the same time, you cad!!! ROLOL

FREEGUARDS, From the Socialist Republic of NY

KLT

[KLT]

I respect yer eternal vigilance...and I'm sure the man in yer life appreciates it as well.

You think? ROLOL

[Ragtime Cowgirl]

All this time I've been coming to visit and never stopped to check out your source, Internal Pentagon Documents, aka www.mudboyslim.com, LOL! You are a breath of fresh air, Mud.

Did you know about these "Additional Available Domains"?
mud-boy-slim.com
mudboyslender.com (my favorite-ha!)
mudboyslimmer.com
mudboysslim

I think these webmasters do the close captioning on our TV. (CC: I thing thee sweb master stew teh clo scap shunning a nour TV).
Only 668 posts 'til you reach 1000 (^:.

[goldilucky]

Yes, I love it myself and I used to make it often but I've been rather busy writing briefs.

One of my other favorite cookies is an old German cookie called Lebkuchen which dates back to the Middle Ages. My mom would make this around Christmas time. What a treat. You can find this recipe in "The Joy of Cooking" which I love to do when I have spare time.

[Snow Bunny]

OH wow , my mom would make that too, every single Christmas. I love Lebkuchen ! What memories. I will have to make it this Christmas.Thanks.

[goldilucky]

Yes, I love it too! I've never made it but I really want to try to sometime. It takes quite some preparation but the results are quite satisfying.

[goldilucky]

Hey....anytime! : )

[goldilucky]

WOW! Spinach pizza! That's sounds delicious. As an experiment I came up with making Spinach and Tuna Quiche. It was pretty good. You can tell I love to eat.

[Mudboy Slim]

No, my FRiend, I AM WILLIAM WALLACE!!!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Howdy, Ms. Bunny and FallGuy, have y'all seen the news about "Jeff Head's Book Thread #2"?!!

Jeff's gotta be my Favorite FReeper of All-Time 'cuz he puts his butt on the line more than most of us Keyboard Jockeys combined!! And Dukie's a collaborator on the first of the five books...and a dear FRiend as well!! If you haven't met 'em yet, SB&FG meet JH&D, JH&D meet SB&FG!!

BTW...SB, you got FReepMail and please check out #82-88 on JH's thread.

FReegards...MUD