(To be sung to The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again")
We'll enlighten all we meet...
For our children, we shall FReep...
Truth and Morals that we worship shall live on!!
'Tis Clinton who spurs us on...
Lib'ral Judgement is all Wrong...
Media LIES, but the Sheeple shall catch on!!
We'll re-enforce Nation's Ol' Constitution...
Devolve Power...The Great Devolution...
Laugh and sing and take Slick Willie down!!
Listen to what Limbaugh's sayin'...
Gotta do more than pray!!
Folks, we'll rise to our feet and sing...
"We shan't git fooled again!!!"...No NO!!
We'll raise our voice for our Country with pride...
Ain't gonna listen to Left's Med'yuh jive!!
We'll wake all the Sheeple and smite all Left's spies!!
Folks, you know that the Chi-Com spies always lie...don'tcha?!!
(Kewl synthesizer/guitar combo...maybe a li'l MUD on harp)
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
FReepers, hit the streets...educate everyone you meet...
Lib'rals' "programs" we'll erase...by and by!!
And the SLAUGHTER of the Left...means Momentum for the Right...
Sheeples' fears shall melt away before our sight!!
Right'll re-enforce our Ol' Constitution...
Reject Algore's Socialist solutions!!
Smile and grin at the change all around...
Pick up my ol' harp and sing...ain't like yesterday...
Folks, we'll take to streets and scream...
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!!!!!!!!
Meet the new boss...his name is George Bush!!
Mudboy Slim
Bill thinks this Country is easy to fool...
Abusing his Power, Obstructin' the Truth!
Shameless Traitor, EX-Prez'dent's a Sham...
You know we can't let this High Treason stand!
Vile Forces hold Bill's critics at bay...
But wild, wild horses couldn't drive me away!!
America's sufferin' a dull, achin' pain...
Networks can't hide it, their power has waned.
No explanation, no compromise...
Will make us feel better until Left Resigns!
Vile forces try to lead us astray...
Lib'ral "choices" bleed our Freedoms away!
It must concern you, Bill's sins and his lies...
But now Slick's beholden to his Communist spies!
Our faith's been broken, Bill must be tried...
He'll rot in prison to pay for his crimes!!
Vile forces try to excuse it away...
DemocRAT Comrades condone Evil, I say,
"Vile forces mustn't lead us astray...
Righteous forces, they'll triumph someday!!"
FReegards...MUD