[beckett]

`If it were a snake, it would have bit you.''

We learned it as "If it was a dog it would've bit you." In fact, my Mom said it frequently, since at any one time any one of her six kids would be unable to find something that was right in front of his or her face.

I guess Moms do things a little differently in Georgia.

[Cincinatus' Wife]

I suppose dogs are easier to recognize.