Posted on 10/26/2001 3:22:36 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"The Wait..."
(To be sung to The Band's "The Weight")
I pulled into DeeCeeTown...met Dubyuh 'bout half past ten...
"Patriot, help US, please"..."Sir, I'll do my best!!"
"Hey Mudboy, can you tell me, how to counteract The Left?!"
MUD just grinned )=^D and shook his hand, "Yep!!" was all I said!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh, leave Ol' Slick fer ME!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh...and...and...and...
You put the load...put the load...Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Gathered up my facts...Willie Clinton gots no place to hide!!
Folks saw MUD's karma...and James Carville walkin' side by side...
MUD said, "Hey Carville...come on, you/me throwin' down!!"
James said, "NO...I fear ya, bro...but Mary'll stick aroun'!!"
Take the load off, Fuzzball...I'll do Slick fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Limbaugh...and...and...and...
You hand the ball...PASS the damn BALL to ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Stalked down Mark Warner...US FReeper Boyz, we don't play!!
Left fears the Truth...next election is Left's Judgement Day!!
The Truth, my FRiends...we shall make the Leftists[/Med'yuh/Soc'lists] see!!
MUD says, "Country's worth savin', folks, won't you help stand against Left's Tyranny?!!"
Take the load off, Granny...strike a blow fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Seniors...and...and...and...
Please put the load Right on me!!
Willie's Jesters hounded me...but I fought them with my thoughts...
Left said, "We would fix yer a$$, but MUD don't break no laws!!"
MUD said, "Wait a minute, Agent...you know MUD's a Peaceful Man."
He said, "That's Okay, Boy, I sure pray you git that pr**k!!!"
Take the load off, Country...fer OUR Country, FReep!!
Take the load off, Sheeple...and...and...and...
Just put the load, put the load, Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Get your COURAGE UP...folks, let's FReep Slick fer Left's crimes!!
The Left is sinking low, and I do believe it's time...
To take back this Great Nation...y'all know we'll have some fun!!
Who sent me here with her FReegards fer everyone!!
Take the load off, Ashcroft...INDICT SLICK WILLIE!!!
Take the load off, Congress...and...and...and...
Just fight Dem 'Ho's, Justice knows...RE-IMPEACH!!
Mudboy Slim (26 October 2001)
What good am I...if I'm like all the rest?
If I just turn away...when Slick's slaughterin' kids...
If I shut myself off...sit 'n' bitch, moan, and whine...
What...good...am...I?!
Why, tell me why...won't the Press tell the Truth?
'Bout Slick's deal with Beijing...'bout the Dead Slick's thugs shoot?
Should I just drink my beer...forget Slick's TREASON and his LIES?!
Whose...FOOL...am...I?!
What good am I...if I fail to FReep?!
Should I lay down in bed...try to restlessly sleep?
When I've seen Waco pictures...children carelessly FRIED...
What...good...am...I?!
Do I tell my kids...that Dad failed the FRee?!
FOLKS, WE MUST MAKE OUR STAND...LET'S DETHRONE WILLIE!!!
Prosecute all his crimes...let's send Slick to Prison!!
Soon, Slick'll be chained...AND we'll RE-IMPEACH!!!
What good am I...if I bless foolish things?
If I cower in the face of...Vile Tyranny?!
Shall I just turn my back...while our Liberties die?!
I...would...rather...die!!
FReegards...MUD
Oh man...if I were a Muslim.
OK; I say I detest that a-hole & Aerosmith?
So whadda you do?
Yea.
...and I should've KNOWN better, too.
That little redheaded-shrimp of mine?
She'll punk-off to me with something like, "You're such a jerk" or some-such...
I'll snap back, "Don't you EVER say that to me again, little girl." {clap of thunder follows...}
She immediately drags a chair over in front of me, climbs-up onto the damned thing, gets right in my face & starts saying, "jerk-jerk-jerk-jerk..."
~Yea. I know your type, alright.
"Perhaps you should consider...squeezing into a phone booth ~or some such?"
C'mon Bucko...you'd have to admit it'd be such an unusual sight. (-G-)
"Remind me to whup yer arse the next time I see you...MUD"
OK; but please?
Don'tcha go sittin' on me, now.
Sure you don't just wanna Indian-wreastle or something like that?
...loser buys the beer!?
We'd just need to keep the "Ladies" from comparing notes while we were at it, Mud.
Or we'd be a couple of whupped arses in the end when all's said & done.
~I'm serious, now...
for dixie,sw
Scroll to post #24!!
FReegards...MUD
YER ON!!
"We'd just need to keep the "Ladies" from comparing notes while we were at it, Mud. Or we'd be a couple of whupped arses in the end when all's said & done."
LOL...yer serious tone is dutifully noted. From this day forward, I SHALL BEHAVE!!
FReegards...MUD
Yup...MUD
BTW...you still haven't told me where you were on Saturday.
If my words did flow...from talk radio with Limbaugh...
And my tunes were played...on that M-TeeVee...
Would you hear my views comin' through the music?!
Would you hold them near as if they were yer own?
I can't help myself...my thoughts must be spoken...
Perhaps they're better left unsung. )=^D
Yes, I know...folks don't really care...
Still, FReedom songs'll soon fill the air!!
Ripples in still water...
If Left feels no sense of loss...they have no soul!!
Raise up yer voice...tell Slick why you're angry!!
Once the Truth is known, we'll see Slick's End!!
Let it be known...It's Prison for Clinton!!
'Cuz we have Laws, WE'LL CONVICT this "man."
Bill must be told...to take the highway...
GIT OUT!! BE GONE!! Folks, we'll make it RIGHT!!
And once Slick goes, Lib'rals can follow...
BIG GUV'MENT POWER, WE SHALL DISOWN!!
Ripples in still water...
When you fail to raise your voice...no one will know!!
You can choose...to keep yer silence...
But once Slick falls, y'all be on yer own!!
FReepers make yer stand...let The Right Guide you...
Yes, I know the way...I will take you home!!
La de da da da...La da ah da da da ahhh...
La da dahh da dah da da da ahhhh...
La de da da da...La da ah da da da ahhh...
La da dahh da dah da da da ahhhh...
MUD (8/17/98)
It ain't "FRiend of the Devil" but it's close...MUD
FReegards...MUD
FReegards...MUD
Yep...I'm "only" 38 so I reckon I've got AT LEAST that many years to get it Right!!
LOL & FReegards...MUD
for dixie,sw
I know a cat named Ol' Slick Willie...
Gotta phat li'l chick named BigAss Hill'ry!
She's a squawkin', dried-up, worn-out shrew...
So Slick just plays that ol' skin flute!
Look out, Country, it's an intern 'ho'...
Doin' Slick's hand jive...knees to the flo'!
Media's havin' a pretty good time...
'Cuz Left don't see where cheatin's a crime.
Hand jive, hand jive, hand jive...
Slap that monkey blind!
Slick was a young Ozark A.G....
When he ambushed poor Juanita B!!
Sex Fiend Willie gave her quite a treat...
When he raped that lady, her lip did bleed.
Quaint style, Slick's VILE, he smiles,
"Baby, get yo'self some ice!!"
Slick and Hill'ry...they having a ball...
Abusin' their Power and that ain't all,
'Cuz they committed TREASON it's plain to see...
Slick's tellin' them big lies on TeeVee.
Slick LIES, Slick SPIES, he'll resign...
And do that Prison Time.
Hey...hey-ey
Ridicule...Ridicule...RIDICULE!!! This one's gotta FUNKY BEAT...MUD
Thanks and FReegards, RC...MUD
Interesting, RC...MUD
"Tom Daschle has buried the energy bill that would allow drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge because he knows the votes from both sides of the aisle are there to pass it."
Puff Daschle comes up for re-election in '02 and South Dakota is not nearly as Socialist as this Slimeball they've got fer Senator!! Daschle must be targeted--NATIONALLY--for removal from Office!!
"Patrick Leahy has imposed a near boycott on Bush judicial nominees even though we are in the middle of the largest manhunt in history and a full federal bench is a pressing necessity."
Leahy is from Socialist Vermont--screw you, scumbag Lefty Vermonters, especially you, Jim Jeffords!!--so our best bet is to simply remove him from his seat of Power at the Head of the Judiciary Committee...Zell Miller, please call yer office!! Paging Zell Miller!!
"And now we have Joe Biden droning on about "high-tech bullying" and the need to go mano a mano with the Taliban. When I played the entire Biden answer on my radio program last Thursday, an outraged and teary caller from Colorado explained how her father had died at the Chosin Reservoir going mano a mano with the Chinese when she was 1-year old, and perhaps the Biden Doctrine that conflict is unacceptable unless a lot of American soldiers, sailors, airmen and marines die is not the view of the American voters. Biden complains he is the victim of a political drive-by. Biden is a victim of his need to pose as a player. He deserves every bit of the withering criticism that has come his way."
Joe Biden...the Plagiarist Lowlife from Delaware, how to rid the World of YOU?! Any suggestions, FReepers...this guy needs to be Removed From Power ASAP!!
"It is too bad we do not have a three-strikes-and-you're-out policy for the Senate Democrats. Such a policy would oblige Jim Jeffords to look at the real and lasting damage his dance with self-absorption has cost the country, and perhaps it would even move Georgia Senator Zell Miller to act on what must be his increasing discomfort with the fecklessness of his national party."
Georgian FReepers, it is HIGH TIME we began applying Major Pressure on Miller to atone for Jeffords' treachery!! Let ZigZag Zell know that his Re-Election Bid begins TODAY, in our Time of Need!! Either Miller's with US...or else Miller's Against US!! His willingness to allow the DemocRAT Leadership to Hijack National Security will be remembered when Miller comes back asking for Georgians' Votes!! Zell Miller...it's Decision Time for YOU!!
"The Democrats are running things, and they are committed to running out the clock."
Exactly...the Senate DemoncRATS are the Focus of Evil in America, and EVIL MUST BE DESTROYED!!
FReegards...MUD
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