CHEESE RECALLED IN 18 STATES

ABC NEWS-REUTERS ^ | 24NOV01 | REUTERS

[VA Voter]

It's a good thing this is Thanksgiving weekend and many are traveling. Just imagine what this thread might become otherwise.

[lowbridge]

Cheese thread...

What, no moose?

[ClancyJ]

Well, haven't tried this as a new diet aid. Maybe I won't be craving cheesy stuff.

[BlueLancer]

"What, no moose?"

No, my møøse ran off with a Polish Polar Bear ... and that bear had some nasti Russkie cheeze too.

Coincidence? I think not!

[oldsalt]

What, no moose?

It would have to be moose rarebit, nicht wahr?

[LonePalm]

I think the recall is a gouda thing even though it is not a feta compli. Pollio want a cracker?

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LoanPalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Don Joe]

"They said it was 'too sharp'."

How did they know? Did they consult with a "medium"?

[brewcrew]

Good God! What's the world coming to?

I live in America's Dairyland - this isn't funny. What am I going to do? AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[brewcrew]

Nevermind. It didn't come from or get distributed to Wisconsin. That'll show 'em. You ought to buy your cheese from the Dairy State.

Who the hell would buy a supposedly natural product like cheese that was named "Polly-O?" That's like eating margarine instead of butter.

[ofMagog]

YOU POSTED A THREAD ABOUT CHEESE!
There is no hope.
You might as well give up.
It is the end.
You are doomed.
There is no forgiveness.
You have sinned.
It is too late for confession.
Apologies will do no good.
You will spend years posting rambling religious rants on FR,
using myriad random large fonts and various silly colors
and will be smeared with cheese daily.
Shame shall run down your leg and squish in your shoes.
Others will laugh at you.
No one will offer sympathy.
A moose will bite your sister.
No one will care.

Your screams will go unheard.

Day after day after day after day you will suffer.

Finally, when you think nothing could be worse...

that there could be no worse torment than this...

that no one could possibly reject you more...

.

you will become a lawyer.

[PoorMuttly]

I remember cheese....and I've been drinking.

That makes it 19 states.