You can try your Jedi Mind Trick on someone else, mister. Those aren't the 'droids I'm looking for! ;^)
Your replies up to this point were HILARIOUS......thanks...seriously...I laughed so hard I got tears in my eyes.
Just for that, I'll be donating....after all, comedy like that is worth $5 a month. hehe
If you're going to figure in nickels don't forget about leap year...