[Gordian Blade]

Just find a guy who wears a bright blue coat, yellow boots, and who can run through the rain without getting wet. Dime a dozen.

[HairOfTheDog]

I wish... Alas... and I suppose my Dad would have a heart attack if I brought ole Tom home, with the wardrobe and the beard and all.... Probably accuse ole Tom of being a Seirra Clubber.