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What do Communist professors do for Christmas?
The Cal. State Monitor ^ | 12-22-2001 | Roger Ringer

Posted on 12/22/2001 12:27:18 PM PST by Coastman5

Freepers, this is a rough draft I quickly drew up. Read it and send in what you imagine a feminist radical white woman Marxist professor would be doing for Christmas. I will post some of your replies on my website.

What do Communist professors do for Christmas?

I had a communist professor last semester, Professor Keith, and I wonder what she is up to this weekend as Christmas Eve approaches. Do you suppose she is baking cooking for her fifteen year old son? Could she be wrapping fancy gadgets, bought with her high government incomes?

Now don't say, "No, communists don't get all caught up in with the Christmas spirit." I know this professor got all flustered when I mentioned God in one of my assignments, but she wouldn't take her atheism to such extremes that Christmas is banished in the Keith household. She after all wouldn't deny her son presents and cakes at Christmas would she? She has traveled all over South America bringing the new world order to unsuspecting schools, but surely she can't stamp the Christmas spirit out of her fifteen year old son who would likely want to celebrate and enjoy the holiday.

I remember that she once told me about her son while I was in her office discussing my belief that education policy makers purposefully make kids spend extreme amounts of time "learning" about black leaders, black literature, black accomplishments, and the various social problems in the black community. I told her that the Left is purposefully dumbing down the high school curriculums and dividing America.

She didn't admit it that day, but she showed sympathy with my white man concern. She pointed to a picture of her white son and said, "You know what he told me? He comes home and he says, Mom, I'm sick of school. All we talk about is race." And I told her that the blacks don't care about white men's educational experiences. Blacks control the Office of Student Affairs at our university and they have deliberately covered up a death threat I received. Two black women students were listening behind the door, but that wasn't enough reason to question them.

Some of us know that radical, America-haters will spend their entire lives for their cause. But I just want to know how her kid is going to turn out. What do you think communists do for Christmas?


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1 posted on 12/22/2001 12:27:18 PM PST by Coastman5 (jk897@aol.com)
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To: Coastman5
Here's a hint, she's been stockpiling batteries for weeks in advance......
2 posted on 12/22/2001 12:31:03 PM PST by Doctor Raoul
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To: Coastman5
I think communist sing Christmas Carols with Barbra Striesand.
3 posted on 12/22/2001 12:33:04 PM PST by 11th Commandment
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To: Coastman5
Professor Keith

The least professor Keith could of done after the sex change operation woulda been to change her first name!

Anyway, the communists of Europe could or would not for whatever reasons, totally eliminate Christmas, so they adopted it. It became the Winter Holiday. Santa Claus was now (in Russia and elsewhere,) Grandpa Frost (!) Somewhere out there there must be a detailed history of these traditions that professor Keith could do well to consult for practical advice.

4 posted on 12/22/2001 12:36:24 PM PST by Revolting cat!
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To: Coastman5
Songs. "East is Red", "Kim Il Sung is the Sun", "The Communists Are Marching Through the Planets".

Festive Food. Macrobiotic paella. Stewed Sea Vegetables and Tofu. Organic Tea.

Greetings and Fellowship. Rememberance of Norman Bethune, Greetings to Comrades, Retrospectives of Uncle Joseph Stalin. Calls to International Friends in China, North Korea, Cuba. Slide shows of youthful experiences in the Cuban Venceremos Brigade.

Movies. "The Rustling of the Leaves" -- snuff flick where Filipino soldiers are ambushed to order so that the Canadian film crew could film their dying moments.

Spirituality. "Why I am not a Christian by Bertrand Russel". "The Enemy by Felix Green". Chairman Mao's Little Red Book.

Nearly every Communist household I have ever visited had a sad atmosphere about it, tricked out with manic gaiety. There's a smell of old books and sour cabbage everywhere, and subtly disguised resentment and hatred. It's a miserable life.

Pray for them. Sincerely. A happy Christmas to all Freepers. May God grant you peace and prosperity in the New Year.
5 posted on 12/22/2001 1:08:07 PM PST by wretchard
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To: Coastman5
>What do you think communists do for Christmas?

Black turtlenecks.

Smokey gin joint next to some rail road tracks.

Bongos.

Poetry like, "Lizards scuttle across the broken porcelain of the consumerist mind..."

Mark W.

6 posted on 12/22/2001 1:13:31 PM PST by MarkWar
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To: Coastman5
Steal from conservatives, subtract a substantial finder's fee for themselves and proudly give the rest to the needy?
7 posted on 12/22/2001 2:26:55 PM PST by E=MC<sup>2</sup>
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To: Coastman5
If they are like the jews, they go to Chinese restaurants, the only place you can escape Christmas. (Most Chinese are Buddhist, and don't celebrate Christmas.)
8 posted on 12/22/2001 3:43:25 PM PST by thucydides
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To: thucydides
Many bagel shops are also open :)
9 posted on 12/22/2001 3:45:23 PM PST by College Repub
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To: Coastman5
They wear black clothes, sneak into houses and urinate on Christmas trees, what else?
10 posted on 12/22/2001 3:46:04 PM PST by pankot
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To: thucydides
"go to Chinese Restaurants..."

And paint the bathroom, which is what I am doing on Christmas day!!!

11 posted on 12/22/2001 3:47:39 PM PST by Betteboop
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To: Coastman5
They stock up on video rentals ... anything with "Billy Jack" in it, or Woody Allen.
12 posted on 12/22/2001 4:15:15 PM PST by AngrySpud
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To: Coastman5
I suspect Communist Profs do something similar to Jehovah's Witnesses.
14 posted on 12/22/2001 5:20:33 PM PST by WriteOn
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To: Coastman5
Essay Of The Week

Quote of the Day by RKBA_Champ

15 posted on 12/22/2001 5:46:10 PM PST by RJayneJ
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