Posted on 12/22/2001 12:27:18 PM PST by Coastman5
Freepers, this is a rough draft I quickly drew up. Read it and send in what you imagine a feminist radical white woman Marxist professor would be doing for Christmas. I will post some of your replies on my website.
What do Communist professors do for Christmas?
I had a communist professor last semester, Professor Keith, and I wonder what she is up to this weekend as Christmas Eve approaches. Do you suppose she is baking cooking for her fifteen year old son? Could she be wrapping fancy gadgets, bought with her high government incomes?
Now don't say, "No, communists don't get all caught up in with the Christmas spirit." I know this professor got all flustered when I mentioned God in one of my assignments, but she wouldn't take her atheism to such extremes that Christmas is banished in the Keith household. She after all wouldn't deny her son presents and cakes at Christmas would she? She has traveled all over South America bringing the new world order to unsuspecting schools, but surely she can't stamp the Christmas spirit out of her fifteen year old son who would likely want to celebrate and enjoy the holiday.
I remember that she once told me about her son while I was in her office discussing my belief that education policy makers purposefully make kids spend extreme amounts of time "learning" about black leaders, black literature, black accomplishments, and the various social problems in the black community. I told her that the Left is purposefully dumbing down the high school curriculums and dividing America.
She didn't admit it that day, but she showed sympathy with my white man concern. She pointed to a picture of her white son and said, "You know what he told me? He comes home and he says, Mom, I'm sick of school. All we talk about is race." And I told her that the blacks don't care about white men's educational experiences. Blacks control the Office of Student Affairs at our university and they have deliberately covered up a death threat I received. Two black women students were listening behind the door, but that wasn't enough reason to question them.
Some of us know that radical, America-haters will spend their entire lives for their cause. But I just want to know how her kid is going to turn out. What do you think communists do for Christmas?
The least professor Keith could of done after the sex change operation woulda been to change her first name!
Anyway, the communists of Europe could or would not for whatever reasons, totally eliminate Christmas, so they adopted it. It became the Winter Holiday. Santa Claus was now (in Russia and elsewhere,) Grandpa Frost (!) Somewhere out there there must be a detailed history of these traditions that professor Keith could do well to consult for practical advice.
Black turtlenecks.
Smokey gin joint next to some rail road tracks.
Bongos.
Poetry like, "Lizards scuttle across the broken porcelain of the consumerist mind..."
Mark W.
And paint the bathroom, which is what I am doing on Christmas day!!!
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