[OBAFGKM]

"But that's not local. It has the same "black magic" lurking behind it as any other interpretation. Things like particle decays are still ultimately random (although the correlations between them are non-locally causal in that model)."

So what? It's a hidden variable theory.

[Physicist]

So what? It's a hidden variable theory.

Look back: I specified local hidden variables straight away in post 17. That was specifically because of Bohm's interpretation.