[theDentist]

Pieces of buffalo chicken wings, a June Issue of Playboy, and a crayon used for drawing and for covering up a burn in the sofa, have been uncovered from the floor of my house in Hudson, Mass. Girlfriends believe the untidiness indicate that guy living there during the Holiday Season was practicing "modern behavior." The find pushes back by more than 35,000 minutes the earliest time when (I) was known to have used a vaccuum cleaner, said Christopher S. Henshilwood, first author of a study that appears today on Sciencexpress, the online version of the journal Science.

[MoralSense]

Well, either that or it's an early draft of a blast-fax from the DNC. Any scribblings that can be translated as "tax break for the rich"?