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Urban Legend Haiku
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Posted on 01/17/2002 4:50:52 AM PST by LN2Campy

Haiku...Urban Legends -- two intermittently occuring topics on this esteemed forum. Why not combine them??

What's this on mirror?
"WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF AIDS!"
One night stand of DEATH!!

It's strange to awaken
In a bathtub full of ice.
HEY - where's my kidney!?!

"Speed trap" I flash them
As a helpful motorist
Only to get shot!!

OK, folks, knock yourselves out!!


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To: chookter
Not the way I say it.
201 posted on 01/17/2002 1:51:27 PM PST by fish hawk
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To: fish hawk
Not the way I say it.

OK, you got me there...

202 posted on 01/17/2002 1:55:22 PM PST by Cogadh na Sith
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To: chookter
Enron goes under
But here on this ship of fools
we correct grammar.
203 posted on 01/17/2002 1:55:39 PM PST by fish hawk
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To: LN2Campy
Urban legenders:
"I know the guy who saw it"
Yeah right whatever.

Cookie recipe
Do I have to pay for this?
Now it's yours for free.

204 posted on 01/17/2002 5:17:48 PM PST by Reply 491
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To: noone
Last year's Final Four
Those Terrapins sure did choke.
The refs were paid off!
205 posted on 01/17/2002 6:11:05 PM PST by noone
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To: Arkle
To convey one's mood
In seventeen syllables
Is very diffic.

Now that's funny!

206 posted on 01/17/2002 6:20:34 PM PST by ru4liberty
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To: LN2Campy
Scared of breast cancer?
Use no anti-perspirant
Stinky, yes, but safe.

Late into the night
Bumping silly, funny threads
I'm a FReep addict :)

207 posted on 01/17/2002 6:37:49 PM PST by Calico
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To: ALL
Glad to see the night shift did so well, even if the thread veered slightly back into "Fishing with Bill Dance" mode.

Anyway, my pretties, here's this morning's pathetic efforts:

Madonna in stretch.
Lower East Side beckoning,
Four guys at same time.

Why the fence, Ollie?
Bad dude after me big time,
Name of OSAMA

It will change the World!!
The auto will be extinct!!
Naah, just a scooter.

208 posted on 01/18/2002 4:33:25 AM PST by LN2Campy
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To: noone
Say "Bloody Mary"
Three times into your mirror.
Try it if you dare!
209 posted on 01/18/2002 5:27:27 AM PST by noone
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To: fish hawk;chookter;cheneychick;LN2Campy
Fish hawk to: chookter

Enron goes under
But here on this ship of fools
we correct grammar.

Hawk's pithy remarks
Can shed light - ere we lose sight
Of bigger picture....

- bwteim, one of the deck hands

210 posted on 01/18/2002 5:48:15 AM PST by bwteim
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Look at my new plant!
Wait--but why is it shaking?
Oh no! Black widows

Lunatic escaped.
I'm scared! Quit necking, peel out
Hey, whose hook is this?

What a great hairdo
but why is blood dripping down?
spiders ate your head!

Dog brings dead rabbit.
Friend's! Wash, dry, return--surprise!
it had been buried.

What's this, a pimple?
It's growing very large now.
Yikes! Baby spiders!

Recipe--charge me?!
I'll show you, neiman marcus!
Here it is for FREE!

Collect soda tabs
then send thousands to some church
free dialysis!

Fever, death, oh no!
Same restaurant--ate bad food?
No! Toilet spider!

Cows sleep standing up
We went cow tipping, really!
No, we really did.

Our hotel room robbed!
Thieves left cam'ra, toothbrushes.
(pic---they're in their butts!)

Pick up hitchhiker--
girl in sweater---disappears!
Ghost who died this day.

Date, but I have gas,
blast it quick in boyfriend's car.
(oops!---friends in backseat).

Groom has a surprise.
"Look under your plate!" Pictures
of bride and best man.

211 posted on 01/18/2002 6:52:33 AM PST by in_troth
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To: bwteim
bwteim

Don't understand name
How to count the syllables
To make good Haiku.

212 posted on 01/18/2002 9:12:04 AM PST by fish hawk
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To: in_troth
Too many spiders
Arachnaphobia lurks
In Haiku writer.
213 posted on 01/18/2002 9:15:18 AM PST by fish hawk
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To: in_troth
bride has a surprise
looked under her plate!..pictures
groom kissing best man.
214 posted on 01/18/2002 9:19:57 AM PST by fish hawk
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To: in_troth
Parents get surprised
At San Francisco wedding
Best man is the bride!!
215 posted on 01/18/2002 9:25:52 AM PST by fish hawk
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To: in_troth
check your Freeper Mail.
216 posted on 01/18/2002 9:45:42 AM PST by fish hawk
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To: fish hawk
BWTEIM

Dear Fish Hawk, just rhyme
Part of name, one at a time
Bee Double U Time

217 posted on 01/18/2002 11:29:05 AM PST by bwteim
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To: LN2Campy
I got into the act a little late, but here's my go at it.

A loud explosion
Brains leaking from woman's head
No, just cookie dough

218 posted on 01/18/2002 1:32:27 PM PST by americaprd
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To: LN2Campy
"Wear sunscreen," class told.
Good advice, but Vonnegut
Was not the speaker.

Shuttle engine width
Based on chariot wheels? No,
Nothing's that simple.

Disney on ice? No,
He's pushing up daisies in
A Forest Lawn plot.

Fargo: Pure fiction,
But treasure hunter believes,
And dies in the snow.

219 posted on 01/18/2002 2:15:05 PM PST by Fabozz
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To: LN2Campy
Urban myths become
Haikus?! Laughing out loud, I
Bump you to the top.
220 posted on 01/18/2002 2:20:57 PM PST by Fabozz
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