[SkyPilot]

I searched for "thomas" and "progress" before I posted this from Drudge.

Oh dear! She and the press "weren't protecting anybody?"

Come Now! Do the words "Fiddle and Faddle" mean anything? I'll give you a hint Helen - - JFKs two secretary's whose only qualifications was keeping their knees apart.

So, Billy took a historic moon rock? What other museam pieces (besides the furniture he and Hillary! looted) did this criminal take?

I remember talking to a Pentagon employee who said a retired 4 star general "took home" a US Govt owned artwork. They hunted him down and threatened legal action. But of course--nothing will be done about Billy's theft.

Helen Thomas is pathetic.

[VaBthang4]

"His reply: the rock Neal Armstrong brought back from the moon. Whenever tension filled the Oval Office, Clinton said, he would point to the rock and tell those present to "chill out." The rock was 3.6 billion years old, he said; they needed perspective. "

Hahaha.....not bad.

[MeekOneGOP]

"Helen Thomas is pathetic."
Here she is with her FAVORITE president. . .

[bandleader]

Gee,isn't it a shame that Helen has retired!She was so even-handed and un-biased!!

[Mia T]

She said the press corps followed a "golden rule that if it didn't affect the running of the country, they didn't need to report on it. We weren't protecting anybody."

 

As President Bill Clinton reached his last days in office, Thomas asked him what White House possession he would like to take with him.

 

His reply: the rock Neal Armstrong brought back from the moon. Whenever tension filled the Oval Office, Clinton said, he would point to the rock and tell those present to "chill out." The rock was 3.6 billion years old, he said; they needed perspective.

 

"I think the rock is still there, but I'm not sure," Thomas said.

 

Helen Thomas: Bush a Work in Progress

 

Q ERTY6 helen thomas syndrome REALITY CHECK!

NO NOSE FOR NEWS: THE HELEN THOMAS STORY

by Mia T, 1.27.02

 

A reliable-source friend of mine has a better nose for new, so it seems, than perennial press-corps prop, Helen Thomas.

 

This friend warned me years ago, when Oval-Office occupation by the clintons was in its mere incipiency, that the wife already had designs on the White House furnishing, that she had quickly acquired the nasty habit of pilfering from the White House drapery fund.

 

Nonetheless, when I created the following metaphoric musing on January 1, 2000, more than a year before the clintons -- uh -- "moved," I never imagined that she would -- that they would -- in real life -- in real time -- actually swipe the sofa.

 

Smaller objects neatly tuck-able in nuncupative deals & unnumbered Swiss accounts, without question...

BUT THE SOFA??

"I think the rock is still there, but I'm not sure," Helen quipped. Her punch line to clinton's response to her question about a -- (only in Helen's mind) -- 'fantasy' -- clinton kleptocracy, was in fact 4th-estate CYA-ing disguised as a joke.

Unbeknownst to the always clueless Helen, however, the one-liner she was delivering was indeed a joke; it was the butt of the joke that was her misreport...

In the end,

if clinton's arrogant, ruthless, reckless nature is restored to him,

it seems the joke will be on all of us,

for it will be a victory for infinite victimhood and irresponsibility,

for seduction, for violence, for nihilism, for anarchy.

 

We will have set apart clinton as the hero

by making his victims less human than he;

we will have allowed clinton to carefully estrange us from his victims

so that we can enjoy the rapes and the beatings

as much as clinton himself does.

Mia T, A CLOCKWORK ORANGE

 

[theDentist]

"Helen Thomas: Bush a Work in Progress"

Bush: Helen Thomas a Jerk in Progress

[Congressman Billybob]

This has been posted before, but deserves repetition.

Helen Thomas is a "death in progress," both physically and journalistically.

Congressman Billybob

[Yougottabekidding]

"We have all watched Helen on TV," said Gov. Mike Johanns as he introduced her to a chamber audience of about 700 at The Cornhusker. "I told her I feel like we know you so well I should have you over for dinner."

Thomas quickly accepted.

Helen Thomas: --Not known for missing a chow line...

[FReethesheeples]

Helen Thomas, like Generalissimo Franciso Franco, is still....Dead.

(How would we know?)