You didnt get a chance to take advantage of one of those federally funded English courses while you were "Locked down" huh?
Hahaha...
"Am I to assume you are what the popular afro-american slang refers to as a thang due to your screen name?"
Forgive me...didnt quite follow that one.
"My screen name relates to the fact I do volunteer work in local prisons dealing with substance abuse and job skills."
I dont care....anyway, I am sure alot of ahem..."volunteers" refer to themsleves as "XCON"'s.
"Hopefully most of them will one day be ex-cons."
If only the Man would stop keeping them down.
And finally....all of the above just to setup this witty retort?
"What does your screen name relate to? Something to do with your boyfriends maybe? wink,wink"
Dry Bro.
You got hit in the head with a pipe when you were in general population didnt you?