[monday]

"And just sit there and piss your pants like a good little slave? Even in prison they can't deny you bathroom breaks. I would be outraged and would find the nearest shyster to file a lawsuit against the airlines and the FAA."

LOL.. I would be embarrassed to even think of doing anything like that but I am sure someone will do it. Who knows maybe even you? Not because it is an outrage, but because there might be big bucks in it? Think of all the emotional pain and suffering in having to piss your pants? LOL

[Blood of Tyrants]

First, I WOULD NOT PISS MY PANTS. I would politely but firmly tell the flight attendant that I needed to go to the bathroom and then go. If they arrested me then you bet your butt I would find a shyster lawyer to make me rich! Like I said, a prisoner has more rights than a paying passenger aboard an airline.

[johnjohn]

Perhaps passengers should be allowed to select, or even pre-select, potential charges. Rather than facing 20 years for switching seats, they could select only ten for peeing one's self, or if that is too embarrassing , 15 years to stand up and urinate, accepting the consequences of the second charge for more public exposure, but reduced humiliation. As for the air marshals, cut off their TV privileges.