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Regarding that mermaid, I lobster and never flounder, she was the bass I ever had, now my life has no porpoise. I'ved kelp her picture in my walleye, I wonder if she still has mine in her perch? Guess I should quite cryin' and whalin', but oh my cod I love her, yes I do. Shellfishly wanting her for myself, she fell for a little shrimp, a piano tuna. He wrapped his line around her and drove off in his carp. I octopus his face in, he'll only break her heart. Maybe she was tired of my seahorsing around and wanted to trout something new. I swordfish she'd come back to me, I'm still in a state of shark. But for her to come back will probably take a mackarel. Our last words were:

"Not tonight dear, I got a haddock."

"Frankly scallop, I don't give a clam."

(Somewhere I owe someone a big apology)

34 posted on 02/22/2002 9:28:02 AM PST by Diddle E. Squat
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To: Diddle E. Squat
Quit yer carping and being so bullheaded....
46 posted on 02/22/2002 9:34:57 AM PST by tracer
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To: Diddle E. Squat
"My mechanic told me that I had blown a seal. I told him to leave my personal life out of this."
51 posted on 02/22/2002 9:37:13 AM PST by asformeandformyhouse
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To: Diddle E. Squat
(Somewhere I owe someone a big apology)

I taped that one off the Dr. Demento show a dozen years ago. Can't remember offhand who performed it.

86 posted on 02/22/2002 10:52:19 AM PST by Steve0113
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To: Diddle E. Squat
"Not tonight dear, I got a haddock."

If I had a haddock,I'd take some calomel.

I'd walk a mile for a calomel.

Marx Bros.

Wouldn't these guys be better off beating their swordfish swords into Enron shares?

91 posted on 02/22/2002 10:58:08 AM PST by tet68
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To: Diddle E. Squat
Re your post #34...

I hereby award you the Free Republic "Creative Post Of The Day" Award. It was original, creative and VERY, VERY FUNNY!

111 posted on 02/22/2002 12:16:56 PM PST by albee
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