Regarding that mermaid, I lobster and never flounder, she was the bass I ever had, now my life has no porpoise. I'ved kelp her picture in my walleye, I wonder if she still has mine in her perch? Guess I should quite cryin' and whalin', but oh my cod I love her, yes I do. Shellfishly wanting her for myself, she fell for a little shrimp, a piano tuna. He wrapped his line around her and drove off in his carp. I octopus his face in, he'll only break her heart. Maybe she was tired of my seahorsing around and wanted to trout something new. I swordfish she'd come back to me, I'm still in a state of shark. But for her to come back will probably take a mackarel. Our last words were:
"Not tonight dear, I got a haddock."
"Frankly scallop, I don't give a clam."
(Somewhere I owe someone a big apology)
Quit yer carping and being so bullheaded....
"My mechanic told me that I had blown a seal. I told him to leave my personal life out of this."
"Not tonight dear, I got a haddock."
If I had a haddock,I'd take some calomel.
I'd walk a mile for a calomel.
Marx Bros.
Wouldn't these guys be better off beating their swordfish swords into Enron shares?
Re your post #34...
I hereby award you the Free Republic "Creative Post Of The Day" Award. It was original, creative and VERY, VERY FUNNY!