[Maceman]

"I'm a dyke!" she said as part of her act at the Ovarian Cancer Research benefit at Carolines Comedy Club.

Why are the really sexy women always gay?

[Don Joe]

"Why are the really sexy women always gay?"

I'm sorry, but you've exceeded your sarcasm allocation for this month. Any attempts to invoke it will result in a draw from your emetic allocation. Oops, I shoulda warned ya sooner, sorry.

[anothergrunt]

"Why are the really sexy women always gay?"

And I thought I was a sick puppy!!!