[Focault's Pendulum]

Corrupt dealings in New Jersey? In Passaic County no less? Say it isn't so!

Good thing I live in Monmouth County. The only thing the Muslim brothers want to jihad against down here, are small banks, gas stations, and Aldi's Food Stores.

[F16Fighter]

"Aldi's"?? Aye, OH -- I dought da Italians had da right to all da Aldi joints down here at da Shore. But den again -- I'm in Ocean County...