Can someone translate this for me?
"I am an idiot"
or "Hot tub induced hyperthermia kills brain cells"
or "stop me before I gibber again"
or "had a clue, but I spilled bong water on it and it doesn't work anymore..."
It means "May I mambo dogface to the banana patch now? "
Glad to oblige - in ancient Chinese it means "I've got this great gig spouting profound-sounding nonsense to morons who lap it up, and if I can squeeze a few shekels out of the rubes by telling them the spirits don't dig on a new cop-shop, why, who's to tell 'em any different?"
Of course, it's a rough translation...
It translates into: California is America's version of France.
Funny how even the silliest jokes about California turn out to be true.