[Diddle E. Squat]

Ah, your theory on the beard makes much sense. I had originally just chalked it up to Naomi Wolf, a subliminal Unibomber fetish, and long afternoons in the park pondering Yorkshire terriers. Of course the Vatican server crashes are strictly underground rumors fom friends of uncles of cousins of sisters with their ears cupped to drinking glasses held against the walls of the catacombs.(Rome can be very tight-lipped about hacking incidents. Ever since that guy in the IBM commercial called the cops to report the server stolen...)

[Diddle E. Squat]

"And that is when it hits you..."