"Never ask me about my business, Al-Majalla."
Posted on 03/12/2002 12:32:02 PM PST by kattracks
Edited on 05/26/2004 5:04:42 PM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]
March 12, 2002 -- CAIRO - Osama bin Laden was taking tranquilizers to sleep and became enraged when one of his wives asked him if he was behind the deadly bombings of two U.S. embassies in 1998, the wife has revealed.
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I can hear it all now. "Osama, when are you going to get up and take out the trash like I asked you hours ago? And when are you going to fix the heat in this cave; you promised? I should have listened to my mother and marrier Abdul. I could have servants and be eating all the goat I want in Saudi Arabia instead of living in this stinking cave and eating American beans and rice. Osama, are you listening to me??"
I can hear it all now. "Osama, when are you going to get up and take out the trash like I asked you hours ago? And when are you going to fix the heat in this cave; you promised? I should have listened to my mother and marrier Abdul. I could have servants and be eating all the goat I want in Saudi Arabia instead of living in this stinking cave and eating American beans and rice. Osama, are you listening to me??"
"and give me the remote dammit! I'm tired of this Lifetime Channel crap! Time for some babe watchin' on FOX News... Omar, raise the batcave satellite dish!"
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