[mdmathis6]

My wife says a lot of women stand up to pee out of necessity at times, it seems the ladies' bathrooms aren't too sanitary and many women are afraid to sit down on the seats, unless you have to go number "2". Then she says "you hope you have't followed an unwashed 400 pounder who was having her "monthly friend",(wearing a thong, no less)(Hey this is my wife talking, not me!) Even in the case of number "2", my wife says she has this special crouching technique.....lol!

[DWSUWF]

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day, they say.

And yes, I realize that this is a pre-digital-clock-age maxim, but follow my line of reasoning here...

The reason I bring this up is that I've been told that the dammed arabs have a saying, the gist of which is: "Hey allah! Thanks a bunch dude for making me a man instead of a woman."

Ignoring the deeper layer of reality that 'allah' the demon never created anything but tribulation and grief, the arabs are saying something here that I (on a personal level) can't disagree with.

Now that doesn't mean that I dislike the fair sex...

Quite the contrary.

But their lives are too complicated and too high-maintenance to be anything I'd ever want to fool with.