LOL!! Perhaps you haven't checked out the New American Century website run by the Kristolites of which Cheney was a part of up until 1998. It's not absurd, it's fact
Bill Bennett, neocon?
Steve Forbes, neocon?
Gary Bauer, neocon?
Francis Fukuyama, neocon?
Only one definition seems consistent in the paleo lingo- anyone claiming to be a conservative, or labelled as a conservative by the media, who is not a paleoconservative, must be a neoconservative.