Posted on 10/02/2012 8:49:34 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
“Well, my spiritual mentor Rev. Wright said “G_d Dam Amerika!”
President 0bama, in this Bazooka Joe comic they ask where Declaration of Independence was signed.
Can you give the answer?
Uh, um, let me be perfectly clear, uh, uh, um, it was signed, uh, at the bottom.
Brilliant! Mr. President. Now to Governor Romney. Governor Romney can you explain how you plan to create even one job in the allotted time of one second.?
I plan.....
Times up.
Back to you, President 0bama. We have another Bazooka Joe comic to quiz you on....
I flew into McCarron in Vegas today and the cab driver pointed out Air Force One. Never in my life did I think that the site of Air Force One would turn my stomach.. But it did.
His bevavior is quite odd.
Does he, could he, wear a wire?
He is not worried, his people have preped the questioners about what to ask.
First question to POS: Do you recall how you felt when you killed Osama.
First question to Romney: How can you belong to a church who denied heaven to blacks. Don’t you think that is kind of racist?
Next question to POS: When you and the lovely first lady go on vacation, who decides where you will go?
Next question to Romney: How do you live with your decision to have been a principal of a preditory firm like Bain which moved jobs overseas, closed domestic companies and removed benefits from over worked and under paid employees of firms which were bought by Bain?
and so on.
Excellent work. Are you related to Bender? ;-)
the media will softball him with slow pitches over the plate and look for questions to box in hapless Romney
and being hapless..Romney will not attack them over it like Newt did and cling to his Barack the socialist trying to extinguish the culture of evil mostly old dead white guy America is afterall a nice guy
it is the stupidest run campaign I have seen in my life next to Dole..it's worse than McCain
just look at his advisers...who's who of RINO putas like Gillespie and other GOP moderates of this era..same fools who are experts at grasping defeat from the jaws of victory and who were the quickest to distance themselves from Reagan after his last term
sickening...
he may pull it off given the hatred for Obama but it won't be cause he did shite right
Several years ago, people accused GWB of using a radio to “cheat” during a debate.
I wouldn’t put it beyond the teleprompter reader in chief to actually have some sort of plan along similar lines so he can get through without sounding like some sort of ghetto thug not having TOTUS to carry him along.
That would explain his apparent lack of interest in preparing.
You nailed it!
The works of Roscoe Karns are inspirational.
I was thinking this very same thing the other day. I've never seen a race where it looks like neither candidate wants the job, until now, that is. They've probably both been informed of bad things on the horizon and would rather curl up into the fetal position.
"Oh, the water is on the OTHER side, I see.. What's with the countdown I hear on the loudspeaker in the distance?"
It seemed like Obama was praising Hoover Dam. Nice...impressive dam, and very impressive project. Money invested by the federal government that STILL is returning bank.
So, what are Obama’s Hoover Dams: Solyndra, and related? Maybe his plan (if not already done) to take down multiple dams in the Northwest, because the Sierra Club demands it.
No, Hoover Dam represents everything that Obama is not - it was a (rare) wise investment by the feds, and it created REAL JOBS, and HUGE GROWTH for this country.
That was frickin’ brilliant! True was never so funny!!!
Rehearsing for the debates for several days and sightseeing, too. And I bet he spends his evenings watching Honey Boo-Boo shows so he can catch up on what's going on in the world. That is when he is not watching tapes of himself on The View or Letterman.
One debate comparision I shutter to think about is one to... Jack Kemp.
If Mitt starts channeling Kemp, well then the GOP is purposely dousing itself in petrol and lighting the match.
The meek submission to the abusive "partner" needs to stop. All of America senses this. Even the Kenyan and the rest of his bully rats and rabble have got to be wondering when the their victims will punch back.
These miscreants and destroyers are like toddlers awaiting proper discipline. Only worse because they are old enough to know better, but choose to create chaos. They sure won't right themselves on their own.
I was thinking already, that Roscoe could improve one of these images. You know, like with idiot destroyer Obama pushing a device timer ala Wile. E. Coyote.
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