[Jeff Chandler]

My Favorite Chili Recipe

1.) Walk from the office to the kitchen.
2.) Retrieve a Corelle Ware soup bowl from the china cabinet.
3.) Bring the bowl to the kitchen stove.
4.) Ladle hot chili from the Rachael Ray II Hard-anodized Nonstick 6-quart covered stockpot to the bowl.
5.) Retrieve a generic soup spoon from the silverware drawer.
6.) Bring the bowl of chili and the spoon to kitchen table and sit down.
7.) Reach across the kitchen table and grab a napkin.
8.) Ask God to bless us and our food.
8.) Eat the chili.
10.) Tell Mrs. Chandler how much you enjoy her cooking.

[Jeff Chandler]

8 = “9”

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