We could always run Bruce Jenner. He/she came out on the Diane Sawyer show tonight as a conservative Republican who believes in the Constitution and is no fan of Obama. Seriously. That's what Jenner said.
Take that Dems! We got ourselves a tranny!
A conservative Republican?
I'm sure that undermines the "brave and inspiring" image/label that pro-weirdos tend to award to such people.
Wait, WHAT!? Seriously?