The chaos of a de Blasio presidency

The New York Post ^ | May 17, 2015 | Andrea Peyser

[2ndDivisionVet]

I see a future of sky-high taxes and very tall ceilings. Of a chicken in every pot and a pot plant in every planter.

Fat cats would be incarcerated en masse for the criminal possession of money. And thugs who shoot, maim and steal would be reclassified as victims of wage inequality, in need of high-paying jobs, welfare benefits, affordable housing, therapy, hugs or deep-tissue massages.

Cops would replace their badges and aggressive blue uniforms with soothing earth-tone windbreakers and espadrilles, and trade in their guns for thick-skinned yellow fruit.

Bananas don’t kill people. People kill people.

And with burger-flippers taking home a minimum hourly wage of $125, McDonald’s would go out of business. Young people who rely on minimum-wage jobs for a toehold in the workforce would be flung into unemployment lines and onto the streets. No worries. In the new world order, drug-selling would be decriminalized, registered as taxable small businesses in a society in which alarm clocks would cease to be manufactured.

These fantasies are closer to reality than one might think. This could be a rough sketch of the United States of Amerika under the notoriously oversleeping President Bill de Blasio and his hands-on first lady and co-president, Chirlane McCray.

The vice president? Al Sharpton....

[2ndDivisionVet]

You thought Hillary, Bush, Sanders or Lieawatha were a nightmare?

[9thLife]

While it certainly seems odd that this would be it's pick, the regime definitely has plans for this moonbat.

It really didn't take long, did it, for the words "DeBlasio" and "presidency" to appear in the same sentence.

[Liz]

Ambitious DeBlasio---what it would look like.

Mayor Bill de Blasio, his wife, and Chirlane McCray
with children Dante and Chiara. / Photo: Getty Images

[Liz]

Ambitious de blasio---what it would look like.

"Al, when I'm in the WH....you head up the US Treasury."

[Liz]

Ambitious DeBlasio---the Clinton connection---lying-in-wait for WH jobs:

<><> Bill CLinton swears-in DeBlobbio as Mayor; Hillary looked on.

<><> Blobbio managed Hillary's Senate campaign

<><> then-prez Bill Clinton named Blobbio regional director of HUD (under Cuomo)

<><> Clinton top aide Harold Ickes held Blobbio's Commie hand during Blob's mayoral campaign,

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Just weeks ago, Chirlayne rushed in to help when criticism rained down on Hillary for secert emails and for collecting millions while privvy to us ntl security secrets.

BTW, Ever notice when liberals screw-up---their fallback position is "for the children."

The two feminazis held a photo-op at a child care facility.

"Chirlayne, you saved my ***. You're on my A list for a WH job."

[Pearls Before Swine]

Obama is a tyrant, and Hillary would be. Under DeBlasio, we would have a full blown kakistocracy.

[Liz]

De Blobbio appointed his wife as head of the multi-million dollar Mayor's Fund.

How much did the Mayor's Fund give to the infamous Clinton Foundation?

To Hillary's campaign committee?

[oh8eleven]

You just can’t tell me someone didn’t Photoshop Sharpton’s head onto that body.

[Liz]

Al's "lollipop head" is a side effect from lap-band weight
loss surgery......so are his involuntary bowel movements.

[rustyboots]

The wife of this theoretical candidate, Chirlane I. McCray, self identified as a lesbian from the late 1970’s until 1991 when she met “the love of my life” and married him. For years we have been told that the Gay lifestyle was not a choice, but they were born that way. So, the question remains, what magic elixir does Bill de Blasio posses that allowed him to convert this woman?
I really don’t care who you sleep with if you are over 18 and it is consenting. But since we are beat over the head with the idea that it isn’t a choice, what happened here? If he could “change” her, one might think that the gay crowd would want to “disappear” him before he ‘changed” others. lol