Ooh get her, whoops
I've got your number, ducky you couldnt afford me dear
Two, three
I'll scratch your eyes out
Don't come the brigadier bit with us dear
We all know where you've been, you military fairy
Two, three
One, two, three, four, five, six
Woops, don't look now, girls
The major's just minced in with that dolly colour sergeant
Two, three,
Ooh.
God help us.