[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

Mexican federal lawmakers on Wednesday bemoaned Hollywood action star Arnold Schwarzenegger's election as California governor and issued a stern call to the novice politician to respect the rights of Mexican migrants in North America's largest state.

When the Mexicans start respecting our borders, then maybe we'll start respecting their migrants.

[MadeInOhio]

"Mexican federal lawmakers on Wednesday bemoaned Hollywood action star Arnold Schwarzenegger's election as California governor and issued a stern call to the novice politician to respect the rights of Mexican migrants in North America's largest state."

And what if Schwarzenneger were to defy their "stern call?" Would Mexico follow up with stern action? Only if it wants to experience its greatest military defeat in more than 150 years.

It's one thing to suppress internal insurgency in Chiapas. It's another to step up several weight classes and take on the heavyweight champion of the world. Big mistake Meheeko.


Mexican politicians needn't worry, though. I'm sure Gov. Arnie is all for granting Mexican immigrants (by which both I, and undoubtedly the Mexican politicos, mean illegals).

"Senor Miranda, you're under arrest for illegal entry into U.S. territory. You have the RIGHT to remain silent. You have the RIGHTS to representation by counsel. You have the RIGHT to have an attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you. Do you understand all of this, Senor Miranda?"

"Si"