Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

To: LindaSOG; Radix; 2LT Radix jr; LaDivaLoca; Severa; Bethbg79; southerngrit; Wild Thing; rwgal; ...

Today's FEEBLE attempt at humor:

A woman was at home with her children when the telephone rang. In going to answer it,
she tripped on her rug, grabbed for something to hold on to and seized the telephone table. It fell over with a crash,
jarring the receiver off the hook.

As it fell, it hit the family dog, who leaped up, howling and barking. The woman's three-year-old son,
startled by this noise, broke into loud screams. The woman mumbled some colorful words.
 

She finally managed to pick up the receiver and lift it to her ear, just in time to hearher husband's voice on the other end say,
"Nobody's said hello yet, but I'm positive I have the right number."


 

3 posted on 10/17/2003 3:25:42 AM PDT by tomkow6 (.....did someone say BEER?.....did someone say BEER?.....did someone say BEER?.....did someone say B)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]


Duty ~ Honor ~ Country

Click above to visit "A Day in the Life of President Bush"

147 posted on 10/17/2003 7:52:40 AM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (God Bless America and Our Military Who Protect Her)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies ]

To: tomkow6
"Nobody's said hello yet, but I'm positive I have the right number."

ROTFLMAO!! I love it, Tom. Good for email. Thanks.

160 posted on 10/17/2003 8:13:53 AM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (God Bless America and Our Military Who Protect Her)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies ]

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson