[FreedomCalls]

Bruce Sterling

Is he wearing a mullet? That should give you some idea of his mind set.

[Always Right]

Is he wearing a mullet?

A mullet head, LOL

[Radioactive]

He looks like a Sodomite.

[Paco]

This is a minitruckmullet: Thought to be extinct in 1994, the minitruckmullet is a rare sighting indeed, usually too wily to be caught on camera. The minitruckmullet has only the bottom part of his hairline on the base of his/her neck long. The preferred attire of this species is Oakley Razorblade sunglasses, a turtleneck shirt with a gold cross and chain (hanging proudly), accompanied by the tight fitting Guess? jeans. The vehicle owned by the minitruckmullet almost always has a lame slogan airbrushed on the tailgate (“u Snooz, U Looz,” “Teal Dream,” etc.) and a “No Fear,” “Fear this,” or Calvin Pissing sticker.