[highpockets]

Knew he was a democrate cause they never said till the third paragraph. We all know which paragraph his party affilation would have been reveald if he had been a Republican.

[Ann Archy]

But as he contemplates a framed chalk portrait of his mentor on the mahogany-paneled wall, Patton knows that will never be. All because he failed to follow the sixth of the 10 rules framed on the wall to his left: "Thou shalt not commit adultery."

Patton' reputation is now a "chalk outline" on the floor.

[razorback-bert]

I am guessing, he is a dem-o-rat.

[lelio]

All because he failed to follow the sixth of the 10 rules framed on the wall to his left: "Thou shalt not commit adultery."

And what about "Thou shall not abuse your position of power to get sex"?

[Batrachian]

I've said it before and was flamed for it, but I'll say it again 'cause I have the courage of my convictions: Adultery is our national pastime. It's as common as it is destructive. When will they learn?

[cavtrooper21]

Maybe he, Jesse Jackson, and Bill Clinton should form a support group.

[afuturegovernor]

Go Ernie! Win on Tuesday and break some honor back the the Kentucky governor's masion.

[semiarticulate]

"Tries to Salvage Legacy After Sex Scandal "

This is starting to get tiresome.

[buffyt]

I thought sex scandals HELPED Demoncraps!!

[Tacis]

"OK, all you dem congressmen, line up by the mike in the order in which you will give your "...Character Doesn't Mean Squat to a Democrat" speeches. And, let's see all you black folks. That's fine."

Gee, I hope no one remebers that we had this same assembly several months back for the governor of West Virginia (Davis?) who was banging a woman on the state payroll. The media will never mention it, but we have the tapes that were made when the party scumbags made their "Squat" speeches there. They are basically the same speeches they made for Wilie.

Well, there are two speches. The first is "He Categorically Denies What the Bitch From the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Says And We Sear He is Telling the Truth," and the second is the "We Didn't Know the Bitch Had Pictures But He is Only HUman And Begs Forgiveness From You Just As His Wife And Other Girl Friends Have Already Forgiven Him And Besides, Character Don't Mean Squat to a Democrat."

[Zipporah]

.. the 'legacy' of Patton?? What a joke. If Kentuckians vote in another demoncrat.. I wasn't very political til Wilkerson.. what a joke his administration was. His legacy was stolen books.. AND KERA .. blech.