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To: CollegeRepublican
Or the talking homer bottle openers? (MMMMMMmmmmmmm Beeeerrrrrrr)

Got one of those last Christmas... it's the best.

And that reminds me of a great (old) episode when Homer sneaks out of work to go to a Duff Brewery tour with Barney. Too much funny stuff to mention, but to make a long story short...

Homer gets a DUI (Barney to the police, "Give 'em the breath-a-lizer.") He goes to AA meetings ("My name is Otto, and I like to get blotto") and Marge convinces him to quit beer for a month (Marge to Homer, "Did you say 'beer' or 'deer'?").

He makes it through the month and excitedly heads to the bar to get a beer. But as he sits with the beer in front of him at Moe's, and sees all the drunks sitting around the bar, he leaves... Then we see the final scene with him riding a bicycle into the sunset with Marge on the handle bars while singing "Raindrops keep falling on my head..."

It's enough to bring a tear to your eye...

125 posted on 11/05/2003 9:08:10 AM PST by the_devils_advocate_666
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To: the_devils_advocate_666
The best DUI instance in The Simpsons is when Homer get pulled over leaving Moes...

Cheif Wiggum: Where you coming from?
Homer: Moe's
Cheif Wiggum: What's Moe's?
Homer: (Voice in head... Don't tell 'em its a bar. Don't tell 'em its a bar) It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

145 posted on 11/05/2003 10:37:27 AM PST by Phantom Lord (Distributor of Pain, Your Loss Becomes My Gain)
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