[WackyKat]

Who knew a pair of mammaries held such incredible power? The Russians need not have stood us off with Nuclear Weapons. All they needed to do is have their women flash their breasts at us, and we would have self-destroyed.

I once almost lost an eye to a hard nipple!

[Lazamataz]

I once almost lost an eye to a hard nipple!

You can't have one of those. You'll put your eye out!