Clark outlines plan for capturing Osama bin Laden

Wednesday, November 12, 2003 | SIOBHAN McDONOUGH, Associated Press Writer

[jveritas]

Bin Laden heard Wes Clark three steps solution to capture him and he is saying to himself:

"Now I am finished, Wes the genius has made a plan that I cannot escape".

[diamondjoe]

Yes, I am sure that Al Qaeda would be terrified at the prospect of Saudi commandos hunting them, and would surrender immediately.

[Shermy]

Saudi "commandos" in Afghanistan. Wonder how our new Afghan friends would feel about that? Though it would be an ingenious plan from the Saudi side - they could reinsert more AQ into the region.

[small voice in the wilderness]

With Wes Clark planning, I'm sure it involves ACME anvils, rocket booster tennis shoes, and earthquake pills.

[dts32041]

Hey WC Clark, how about sending an apache to catch an kill apaches, worked against the apaches.

Oh yeah that is right your Apaches couldn't get it up, so maybe you don understand the reference.

[Missouri]

3-point plan

Point 4, bomb a few Chinese embassies to flush OBL out.

[zarf]

LOL!!

[dts32041]

don=doesn't

[Adrastus]

Come on now. Weasley was just offering a suggestion not completely thought through. I'm sure his 4 star experience would be invaluable to .........ah, hell. I can't even do it in print, let alone keep a straight face. This man is an idiot and that he was given 4 stars is a monument to someones ability to buy politicains wholesale. Could not have had anything to do with talent or ability.Neither of which is detected in him.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

LOL! Great one.

[piasa]

Criticizing President Bush's efforts, Democratic presidential candidate Wesley Clark says he would press Saudi Arabia to provide commandos to accompany U.S. troops in the hunt for Osama bin Laden and other al-Qaida leaders.

Clark is such a comedian.

In the Balkans, under Clark, the US had our special forces working with the KLA. It didn't work out too well since the new 'allies' at one point were apparently plotting to ambush some of our folks, but the White House's Balkan allies's boys didn't survive the experience. I hope that isn't what Wesley had in mind.

Has Clark ever actually talked with US military personnel who have had to TRAIN middle eastern nationals- Saudis, Omanis, etc, much less go on a friggin mission with them? Apparently not. From what I hear it is generally described at best as humorous and frustrating, at worst and as a ... nevermind.

I have an idea, though. How about we just send Clark over there to command an all-Saudi unit, and save our troops for something less likely to flop?

[Clemenza]

Wesley who?

[Burlem]

Gee, I wonder why he did not share his plan with Clinton...
He is such a numskull.......

[Maumee]

Will someone, anyone, please come up with a plan to capture Waco Wes... with a net!

[John Valentine]

This man is an idiot and that he was given 4 stars is a monument to someones ability to buy politicains wholesale.

Didn't this whack job come to prominence during the ... Clinton administration?

'nuf said.

[JmyBryan]

Man, this guy is something else. I'm starting to favor Clark over Sharpton as my preferred democratic opposition candidate.

[Wolverine]

An old wive's tale says put sugar in the bed next to the host of tape worms. They will come out...grab them by the head and pull them all the way out.

 

Go ahead Waco Clark, grab the head now..!! Put them in a bag. Put the bag in your pocket. Take you prize home and charish it always.

[buffyt]

I am still leaning toward a demoncratic ticket of Braun/Sharpton! But Wes is gaining on them....

I loved how Dean said he didn't go along with NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND. He doesn't think EVERY child in American deserves an education?????

Do any of these blockheads ever think BEFORE they speak????

[WOSG]

Criticizing President Bush's efforts, Democratic presidential candidate Wesley Clark says he would press Saudi Arabia to provide commandos to accompany U.S. troops in the hunt for Osama bin Laden and other al-Qaida leaders.

ROFLMAO. Ah yes, the famed Saudi commandos who were instrumental in the battle of ... the battle of ... anybody ... class?? anyone? (hmm, I cant seem to recall what military achievements these famed commandos had)

And how similar are the hot sands of Arabia to the cold mountains of Afghanistan anyway?