[G L Tirebiter]

Ever shoot a watermelon with a high-power rifle?

Just another Saturday afternoon, sittin' on the front porch with not a lot to do...

[Poohbah]

I made the mistake of shooting the watermelon with a .45 at 5 yards.

Some of the chunks will fly 10 yards unless they hit an intervening object, like a guy dumb enough to stand only 5 yards away (c8