WE'LL HAVE SEX WITH THE BOSS AT OFFICE BASH

The Daily Record (UK) ^ | 12/04/2003 | By John Mceachran

[JennysCool]

MARRIED Scots women are prepared to have sex with their boss at the Christmas party, a survey claims.

Seventy per cent think it is acceptable to flirt with their superior at the annual office bash.

And they are prepared to lie in a bid to cover up their indiscretions.

But they still like to keep an eye on what their partner is getting up to over the festive period.

Seventy per cent of women admitted in the poll for That's Life magazine that they would get drunk at their Christmas party.

And 12 per cent said they would dabble in drugs.

In scenes fitting for the TV comedy The Office, 16 per cent of the women questioned said they might ''flash their boobs'' once the drink began to flow.

And 45 per cent said they were likely to fall over on the dance floor.

While 25 per cent of those who stray over Christmas admitted to ''getting off'' with someone they don't fancy.

Seven per cent of married Scots women would sleep with their boss at the festive parties.

Despite their own bad behaviour, they were also determined to keep an eye on their hubby.

Fifty-one per cent admitted to checking their partners' pockets and 32 per cent revealed they scoured mobile phone bills.

And many didn't mind telling a few porkies to help smooth over the aftermath of their wild nights.

Sixty per cent admitted to taking a ''sickie'' to recover from a Christmas party hangover.

And 22 per cent said they called in sick following the office party so they could stay in bed with their new man.

Psychologist Susan Quilliam said: ''Women lie because they're afraid to tell the truth.

''They're afraid of hurting people, scared of failing and scared of beingcriticised. The sort of moral code women now follow is likely to lead to disaster rather than enjoyment.

''The backlash on behaviour such as 'flashing your boobs' or sleeping with the boss will be huge.''

A spokeswomen for the Marriage Guidance Council said: ''At this time of the year, severe strain can be put on relationships.

''And office Christmas parties can often result in people behavingin ways that they would not normally do.

''The sort of behaviour mentioned in the survey will obviously put even more strain on couples' relationships.

''The best advice is for women and men is to be careful how much they drink when attending any Christmas function.''

That's Life questioned 5000 women across the UK with an average age of 38 for the survey.

[The Clemson Tiger]

Thy rod shall not be comforted by thy staff...

[shaggy eel]

What happens if you are self-employed?

ROFLMAO!!!!!

[Strzelec]

I always thought that the Chunnel should have been built between Ireland and England.

And let the Irish national airlines run it.

You can fill in the blanks from here. Excuse me while I go slap myself silly. (grin)

[Grizzly Bear]

"Ahm dead sexy!"

Be glad you don't work for him, lassies.

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

I can assure any woman who next year wishes to engage in the above behavior on any Delta 777 where I am in the cockpit, that she will be treated without backlash of any kind.

ANY woman?

[humblegunner]

Gonna sleep with yer boss this year?????

Nah, I've heard him sleeping at his desk; he snores like crazy.

[scotsman1]

Most Scottish women will do nothing worse than drink too much and flirt(which surely in America is just like here i.e. batting eyelids and smiling fakily(is that a word?)to the boss.Read the report.......the only really worrying figure is the seven per cent of married women who would sleep with the boss.And the drug figure(no doubt younger stupid girls).Average age of women in this report was 38........i.e. aging,drink-sodden 'slappers'.(please note slappers over here is a mild term,even affectionate in some contexts and used by women also to other women)just before I get anti-sexism letters............

[blackie]

Ya gotta watch those kilt wearing party goers. :):)

[scotsman1]

Yeah,nothing says MAN quite like a tricorn hat,knee breeches and a flute................

[Lee'sGhost]

Queer eye for a straight rebellion.

[snowstorm12]

Despite their own bad behaviour, they were also determined to keep an eye on their hubby. Fifty-one per cent admitted to checking their partners' pockets and 32 per cent revealed they scoured mobile phone bills.

That is just awful. I've always noticed that the biggest cheaters out there are the most possesive stalker psycho chicks and violently stalker possesive males as well. That is because they are such sneaky con artists who raise hell all their lives that they can't grasp the concept that others could actually be faihful and good.

[ZULU]

Thye sound more like Pagan Parties to me than Christmas parties.

[Pukin Dog]

Do you think Leo's departure signals a future merger?

I dont think so. Delta is on the verge of profitability.

[wordsofearnest]

Poor math skills. 8 boobs x 16% = 1.28 boobs

[Pukin Dog]

ANY woman?

I was thinking about a young flight attendant. Sheesh.

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

Well, I thought a little clarification was in order. LOL (Okay, okay, I'm sorry. No one deserves what I did to you. No one.)

[Old Professer]

I swan, people today make rabbits look chaste by comparison; sich carryins on.

[Old Professer]

You already know the answer to that question, half the people here have already told you at least once.

[socal_parrot]

"Thanks for the offer Mr. Scott, but I'm more of a Yeoman Rand kind of guy."

[No Blue States]

Thanks, I need to see them to count them.