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"Hold muh urine jug" alert!
1 posted on 12/16/2003 1:01:16 PM PST by marshmallow
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To: marshmallow
I SEE A BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY HERE...


2 posted on 12/16/2003 1:04:19 PM PST by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I will defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: marshmallow
Sounds like they're really pissed off.
3 posted on 12/16/2003 1:04:20 PM PST by putupon ("Borders? We don' need no steenkin' borders!"-Presidente Jorge Dubya Arbusto)
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Can you say migrant labor sanitary practices. At least they put it in a container, rather than on your food. :(
4 posted on 12/16/2003 1:04:24 PM PST by anymouse
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To: marshmallow
omg, this is freak'n disgusting.
5 posted on 12/16/2003 1:04:55 PM PST by never4get (Johnnie Lynn Must Go!)
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Simple solution, do away with humans in Washington, end of problem.
6 posted on 12/16/2003 1:06:09 PM PST by cynicom
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one Adams County highway cleanup crew picked up 2,666 jugs of urine

My guess is, that men are doing this, not women.

7 posted on 12/16/2003 1:07:15 PM PST by waterstraat
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Someone please help me understand why someone would whiz in a plastic jug.
8 posted on 12/16/2003 1:07:30 PM PST by sarasota
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2,666 Jugs of Urine Found on Highways

Sounds like an National Endowment for the Arts project.

11 posted on 12/16/2003 1:09:43 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: marshmallow
Perhaps the answer might be "Rest Stops". With "Port-a-Potties". Once upon a time, there were many rest stops on major highways, complete with clean bathrooms, restaurants, and gas stations.

Nowadays, any public restroom facility on a highway is likely to be a (closed) office of pamphlets for tourist traps, a few snack and soda machines, often behind a "fence" of interwoven chains, and some rarely-serviced restrooms that are both inadequate for the demand, and generally filthy beyond belief.

They are, of course, run, maintained, and cleaned by Government personnel, as witnessed by the hours, condition, and filth level.

A Pity some private contractor couldn't place high-tech toilet units, like the ones they tried putting on the streets of San Francisco, and making them coin-operated or advertising supported, or both. I don't know about the rest of you, but there are times **I** would gladly drop a buck or so for a clean, roomy place to do my business while on the road. . .
13 posted on 12/16/2003 1:11:54 PM PST by Salgak (don't mind me: the orbital mind control lasers are making me write this. . .)
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"How can I urinate when my people are in bondage?" S.H
22 posted on 12/16/2003 1:14:50 PM PST by Cap Huff
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Caltrans Bump!
28 posted on 12/16/2003 1:26:01 PM PST by ErnBatavia (Some days you're the windshield; some days you're the bug)
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Whatever happened to just whizzing on the ground?
33 posted on 12/16/2003 1:29:25 PM PST by Junior (To sweep, perchance to clean... Aye, there's the scrub.)
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Bush knew.

36 posted on 12/16/2003 1:32:13 PM PST by evets
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Working hard to make this USA into a third world country.
46 posted on 12/16/2003 1:39:59 PM PST by RAY
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"They're mostly found on interchanges near rest areas. Why can't they stop there?"

Because going in the woods is far preferable to going in one of the disgustingly filthy rest stop bathrooms. Not to mention the fags that patrol the rest stops near the urban centers. Clean up the rest areas and maybe they'll start getting used for something other than a place to get a quickie in the men's room with Bruce and his boyfriends.

51 posted on 12/16/2003 1:43:29 PM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them.)
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"People are getting more out of control."

Too much traffic, too much long-distance traffic, too few rest stops. Our bodies are so darned inconvenient some of the time.

55 posted on 12/16/2003 1:45:10 PM PST by RightWhale (Close your tag lines)
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See post #28 in general interest/chat on thread titled:
"2,666 jugs of urine found on highway"
60 posted on 12/16/2003 1:50:30 PM PST by firehunter (We deserve what we put up with...)
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Human waste, dirty diapers, cigarettes, cigars, tobacco or other items that can start a fire, and hypodermic needles or medical instruments designed to cut or pierce, fall into that category. The fine is $1,025 for anyone caught dumping such waste...

A fine of $1,025 for tossing a cigarette!

61 posted on 12/16/2003 1:53:33 PM PST by jsbankston
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A buddy of mine who works for a major beverage company told me that the #1 best selling package at truck stops is the 32oz big mouth bottle.
66 posted on 12/16/2003 2:03:48 PM PST by Hat-Trick (Do you trust a government that does not trust you with guns?)
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The ad features a photo of a plastic milk jug filled with urine, and the message, "Okay, One last time: This is not a urinal."

Lame. The ad ought to be a mean-looking state trooper holding a jug:

"Urine deep doo-doo now, boy. $1,025 fine for dumping waste onto the highway."

That would be more effective advertising.

85 posted on 12/16/2003 5:37:17 PM PST by Tall_Texan ("Is Rush a Hypocrite?" http://righteverytime2.blogspot.com)
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