[LibertarianInExile]

In other headlines:

Water is wet, say experts
Wacky sailor claims Earth round

and below, in the teasers:

TONIGHT ON ABC's
"Kofi loves Fidel"
The other sadistic dictators get jealous--Kofi must suck up to them, too! Hijinks ensue! (Repeat)

[Jaysun]

Kofi Annan is more effective in bringing about violent vomiting episodes than repeated chugs of syrup of ipecac has ever been for me.