The Fourteen Minute Orgasm Pill

Nature ^ | 12/25/2003 | Tom Sweetnam

[Lazamataz]

Oops, I brought the thread to the attention of admin moderator when I asked an important question, and we got moved.

DBC.

Death By Chat.

[ovrtaxt]

Or Parenthood, without the injuries.

[Lazamataz]

I was all turgid, now I'm all flaccid.

TMI.

[NYC GOP Chick]

The humor is too heavy-handed there...

[ovrtaxt]

The limitations of a typed page victimize ovrtaxt once again! Sorry...

But it does require you to have a decent vocabulary.

[ovrtaxt]

Oog. what's TMI mean? (I feel like such a newbie!) Also, what the heck is IIRC? That's been driving me nuts lately.

[NYC GOP Chick]

I'm sure you have a good vocabulary, but your joke seemed a bit...forced. Sorry. :(

[NYC GOP Chick]

Too much information.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Actually Joe, I was thinking "poor thing, ONLY 14 minutes!".....

[Lazamataz]

Oog. what's TMI mean? (I feel like such a newbie!) Also, what the heck is IIRC? That's been driving me nuts lately.

Too Much Information.

If I Recall Correctly.

[ovrtaxt]

Hmmm, I said the same thing on my Eharmony.com profile...

Maybe THAT'S why I haven't gotten a date yet!

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

IIRC....if I remember correctly.....

[NYC GOP Chick]

If you say so. ;)

[ovrtaxt]

Too Much Information.

If I Recall Correctly.

Thanks! Now my resorvoir of information is all turgid again!

[null and void]

Who would want that stupid look on one's face for 14 minutes?!

I'm willing to risk it. (Turn out the lights and light up my world!)

[CommandoFrank]

Everyone in your generation wants everything solved by taking a pill!!!

I'm curious... what is my generation???

[NYC GOP Chick]

People try to put us d-down (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
Just because we get around (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
Things they do look awful c-c-cold (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
I hope I die before I get old (Talkin' 'bout my generation)

This is my generation
This is my generation, baby

Why don't you all f-fade away (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
And don't try to dig what we all s-s-say (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
I'm not trying to cause a big s-s-sensation (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
I'm just talkin' 'bout my g-g-g-generation (Talkin' 'bout my generation)

This is my generation
This is my generation, baby

Why don't you all f-fade away (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
And don't try to d-dig what we all s-s-say (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
I'm not trying to cause a b-big s-s-sensation (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
I'm just talkin' 'bout my g-g-generation (Talkin' 'bout my generation)

This is my generation
This is my generation, baby

People try to put us d-down (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
Just because we g-g-get around (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
Things they do look awful c-c-cold (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
Yeah, I hope I die before I get old (Talkin' 'bout my generation)

This is my generation
This is my generation, baby

[Tymesup]

I've gotten emails to the effect that pigs experience a 30-minute orgasm.

[NYC GOP Chick]

Thank you for sharing that with me.

[PreviouslyA-Lurker]

The nervous system in a drug-induced stimulation for such an unnaturally extended amount of time must have horrendous long and short term affects on the human body, especially the nervous system.

What kind of value has been given to human life, and to human sexuality for that matter, to extol the virtue of dying in a car wreck that was caused due to the preoccupation of engaging in a sex act?

Uh, oh, RH you're baaad...