To: jraven
Q: What's black on the inside, white on the outside, and comes in little cans?
A: Michael Jackson!
Q: What's icky and in a baby's diaper?
A: Michael Jackson's hand!
Q. What's the difference between Mr. Potato Head and Michael Jackson?
A. Michael Jackson has had more noses.
Q: What do Michael Jackson and the Detroit Tigers have in common?
A: They both wear one glove for no apparent reason.
10 posted on
12/26/2003 7:03:00 PM PST by
FormerACLUmember
(A person is only as big as the dream they dare to live.)
To: FormerACLUmember
Q: Why did Michael Jackson go shopping at Wal-Mart?
A: Because he heard they had boys' pants half off!
26 posted on
12/27/2003 3:01:38 AM PST by
quark
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