To: Ragtime Cowgirl
I hate happy endings.
If I cannot find romance, I want everyone else to be miserable too.
The daisy hangs limply from your hand....she loves you not.
Sucks.
But you didn't need a stinking, dead flower to tell you that.
The fact that she tried to staplegun you to your cat
was what we Noo Yawkahs call a "clue".
So you're left with a tattoo that says, "Jenny Forever"
and a bag of hacked up, bloody,
festering bits of flesh that once was your heart. 15 posted on
12/27/2003 11:53:02 AM PST by
Lazamataz
(I slam, you slam, we all slam, for Islam!)
To: Lazamataz
The daisy hangs limply from your hand....she loves you not. Sucks. But you didn't need a stinking, dead flower to tell you that. Where did we get the idea of mutilating a plant's reproductive organ in order to guess if somebody loves us?
28 posted on
12/27/2003 5:33:05 PM PST by
SauronOfMordor
(Nine out of the ten voices in my head told me to stay home and clean my guns today)
To: Lazamataz
Lol, Lazamataz!Company for your misery:
Next time, hide the staple gun ~ and the cat. (^:
29 posted on
12/27/2003 6:15:46 PM PST by
Ragtime Cowgirl
( "Our military is full of the finest people on the face of the earth." ~ Pres. Bush, Baghdad)
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